Do not fret. These easy questions will help you decide. You must answer an emphatic "Yes" to all of the following...there are no "if's", "but's" or "maybe's"...:
Do YOU believe:
- That the United Nations is responsible for our current financial snafu?
- That Freedom is to be "Pro-Life" and "Pro-Death" penalty?
- That Putin will rear his head in the airspace of Alaska?
- That traveling abroad is un-patriotic?
- That every Muslim is a terrorist?
- That your IQ is less than Bullwinkle, a liberal, socialist elite from Wassamatta U.?
- That you can use "You betcha", "Gosh darn", and "Joe six-pack" in a song?
- That the capital of the United States should be Wasilla failing which Alaska should secede?
- That you are a maverick?
Remember, a vote for Palin is a vote for Freedom -- from the pesky g's as in, cheerin', winnin' and moose-huntin'!
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