A report released by the Malaysian military press office claims that a secret society, headquartered in the state of Malacca, holds the key to the search parameters of the missing Malaysian Airways Boeing 777 airliner on Flight MH370. This skull-and-dagger society, Place Responsibility and Accountability on Yahweh (PRAY), holds among its members, prominent members of the heads of states, including the President of the United States of America. The youth wing of the society, Place Responsibility and Accountability on Yahweh by Exhorting the Rabble, is known by its popular acronym, PRAYER.
“Every head of state has a lifetime membership to PRAY,” said a press corps officer of the Malaysian Military, choosing to remain anonymous, “and due to their lifetime membership, they are allowed to call upon PRAYER any time that they feel there is a natural or national disaster.” The officer added that this is the reason why most heads of states, when faced with no immediate solution to a catastrophe, always respond by invoking “hope and PRAYER” for those affected. This patent response automatically triggers the shifting of accountability for disasters to Yahweh, aka God.
But why put the accountability and responsibility on the Jewish God, Yahweh? Moshe Feldman of the Southern Tel Aviv Institute for Rabbinical Studies (STAIRS) argues that in the Judeo-Christian tradition, “Yahweh is the God of the Genesis...the proto-God.” Feldman argues that considering the Yahweh accountable for all worldly disasters is “not necessarily anti-semitic but an acknowledgement of the unequivocal power of the Jewish God."
Not everyone is convinced that PRAY or its sister unit, PRAYER, have had any effect on the history of disasters and catastrophes -- both natural or man-made. “I find it very strange that people, including the leaders of many countries, encourage each other to pray to the same omnipotent and omniscient sky-god figure that did nothing to prevent this accident or misadventure in the first place,” said Raphael Enode, a self-confessed skeptic referring to the MH 370 disappearance, “and a sky god that enacts events of such catastrophic proportions just to compel his hapless subjects to pray to him must be a sadistic psychopath and a megalomaniac.”